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Rats, I thought. “Okay, put her through.” I picked up my phone on the first ring.
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“I can’t, Mom. I’m waiting for a half pound of Virginia ham and some Ring Dings.”
She sniffled. “Were they on sale? Did you check for coupons?”
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“All right, but be careful.”
“I will. I promise.”
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“Don’t worry. We got it,” he said. I could see him giving orders to one of the S.W.A.T. team members, who slung his M4 carbine over his shoulder and double-timed it to enter the store just as the grocery cart exited.
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While I waited in suspense for the cart to arrive, the local news crew set up their camera. The Fresnel lights shone into my eyes. How much of my original order would I actually receive?
I lowered my window. The high school girl who had stepped up pulled her headset down off her ears. “We were missing a few items.” She held the testament in hand, reviewing the order.
“Let me see,” I said and plucked the list from her. As I compared what I had ordered to what I had received, my body tensed. “There’s not one yogurt in the entire store? Not one can of ginger ale?”
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My eyes bulged and my nostrils flared. “No milk? Not a quart, pint, or cup? Nowhere to be found?”
The man with the megaphone chimed in: “No milk? That’s absurd. What else is missing?”
“What else?” I leaned out the window. “They substituted apples for carrots, ground beef for beans, and tomato juice for vanilla extract. And don’t even ask what they did with my Ring Dings!”
The phone rang. Mom again. “Son, I’ve been watching on the news. Did you get your waffles?”
“We were out of waffles,” said the high school girl.
“I can see!” I said. “And no, baking soda is not an acceptable substitute!”
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“Thanks,” I said.
“Welcome.” He ran back to his position, crouched behind the hood of a car, the barrel of his carbine pointed at the back of my head.
“I guess that’s it,” I said to the girl.
“Okay. Have a good night.” She popped her headset back on and walked back to the store.
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Megaphone man approached the still open window. “How’s it look?”
“Still missing a half dozen items, but it’s too late to do anything about it.”
“That’s a shame.” He sighed. “The same thing happens to my wife, seems like every week now.”
“It’s chaos.”
“I hate to do this to you, but I’m going to have to ask you to come with us.”
“What?” I held up the grocery list and pointed at the missing items. “Can’t you see I’m the victim here?”
“I think you’ve got a case.” He motioned the S.W.A.T. team over. “If it were up to me, I’d let you go.” One of the men cuffed me and led me away to a waiting police car.
“Sir! Sir!” I looked over my shoulder. A reporter in skirt and heels attempted to catch up. “Can I get an interview?”
She thrust the microphone in my face. “Yes. I have one thing to say.” I paused with gravitas. “Tell the world that I’m a victim of grocery chaos.”
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These poor children. If only they received the training they needed. Perhaps, some university will put aside its sociology and political science departments and offer a useful degree in grocery fulfillment? I can only dream. Does anyone share my dream?
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Enjoyed this! Our grocery store shelves have been pretty bare recently, too. No SWAT teams though. Yet.
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