Group Text Drama: Part 2
When we last left our group text (Part 1), a simple well-wishing had been waylaid, but I still had hope. An hour had passed. Two. Not a peep from anyone. I dropped my guard. I was enjoying a lazy day … Continued
Group Text Drama: Part 1
It began in a simple way, a text message wishing everyone a happy Fourth of July: Happy 4th, everyone! Enjoy the day! I sent it to my brothers and sisters and sisters-in-law early, maybe noon, maybe twelve-thirty. It doesn’t matter. … Continued
Searching for the Perfect Coffee Shop: Part 4
Last year, I wrote a series of articles listing my criteria for the perfect coffee shop (Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3). As I explained before, but I’m happy to reiterate, I am the world’s foremost authority on coffee … Continued
Rest in Peace Briggs & Stratton
On Saturday, June 6th, 2015 at 2:20 p.m., my Briggs & Stratton lawnmower passed away. He died a miserable death, choking and sputtering on a hot Texas afternoon, trying desperately to check the unconfronted growth of my front lawn. He … Continued
Bye, Bye Monkey
Every parent has experienced a moment when their children have embarrassed, humiliated, mortified, disgraced, and otherwise humbled them. My wife and I are no different. You never know where or when it’s going to happen, but you can be sure … Continued