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My Wife, Purgatory Guru
8 Jun 2020

My Wife, Purgatory Guru

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

A few slim pamphlets taken from a display rack in our church’s narthex lit the fire.  My wife, a Protestant convert, curiosity piqued, stashed a few in her purse.  In the midst of a conversation about kitchen renovations, I didn’t … Continued

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canonization, Catholic, hell, Protestant, purgatory, Roman Catholic
Confirmation Call
29 Mar 2020

Confirmation Call

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

My phone started ringing just as I had a mind-melding code breakthrough, and I couldn’t pick up.  If I’d recognized the number, maybe it would have been different, but after a quick glance, I turned right back to the screen.  … Continued

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coffee shop, confirmation call, doctor
Santa Service
20 Jan 2020

Santa Service

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

Five minutes to midnight on Christmas Eve.  After downing half a dozen spiked eggnogs, I woke up from a nice doze and yawned, my mouth wider than a pelican’s beak chugging a menhaden.  I was groggy, but hey, it was … Continued

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Candy Meal
30 Oct 2019

Candy Meal

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

The grocery clerk dragged one bag after another across the barcode reader.  With each beep, the display jumped the total upwards.  Three dollars more, five dollars, a buck ninety-nine.  Despite all of my promises, I knew I’d overdone it again.  … Continued

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candy, diet, Halloween
Holy Wine Floater
9 Oct 2019

Holy Wine Floater

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

I was the first one to take hold of the sacred chalice, a beautiful gold cup with ornate filigree and crosses, lots of crosses.  Deacon Tom had handed it to me.  He wiped the rim first with a sacred wiping … Continued

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backwash, floater, holy wine, Roman Catholic

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