Candy Meal

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The grocery clerk dragged one bag after another across the barcode reader.  With each beep, the display jumped the total upwards.  Three dollars more, five dollars, a buck ninety-nine.  Despite all of my promises, I knew I’d overdone it again.  … Continued

Pesticide Market

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For years, I bought only organic produce.  I was willing to go into debt for organic hothouse tomatoes, take out microloans for fair trade strawberries, and hock my electric guitar for framboises biologiques, aka, organic raspberries.  My annual produce budget … Continued