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Worst Case Scenario: I’d Want You to Be Miserable
18 Jul 2017

Worst Case Scenario: I’d Want You to Be Miserable

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

So-and-so remarried recently. We couldn’t blame him, my wife and I, but it was odd to think of him without his first wife, God rest her soul. Terrible situation. We didn’t blame him for wanting to remarry. In this worst … Continued

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Swing Techniques of a Master Pusher
1 Jun 2017

Swing Techniques of a Master Pusher

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 2

The other day, my daughter Colleen said those few words every parent both prays for and dreads: “I can do it myself, Daddy.” White clouds feathered across a pale blue sky. Under the shade of a sturdy pin oak, I … Continued

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The Lunch-stapo
17 May 2017

The Lunch-stapo

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 2

“’Vi are ‘ze Lunch-stapo, ‘und you ‘vill open your lunchbox now.” The state’s jackbooted lunch inspector towered over my five year old daughter. She didn’t know what to do. Fear slank into her eyes. She looked towards me, but for … Continued

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The Awkward Spiral: How to Ruin Your Relationship with Your New Neighbors
28 Apr 2017

The Awkward Spiral: How to Ruin Your Relationship with Your New Neighbors

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 1

We’re standing at the front windows, looking out past the lawn, past the mailbox, and across the street, at the home of one of our neighbors. We just moved to a new neighborhood, and already my flaws have caused a … Continued

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Compressed Reading Time
30 Mar 2017

Compressed Reading Time

by Robert | posted in: Humor | 0

Some nights I just don’t have it in me. I can’t do it. It’s been a long day, I’m tired, my eyes are red, maybe I have a headache, and I’m not in the mood to read to my daughter. … Continued

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Cat in the Hat, Cinderella, Dr. Seuss, Green Eggs and Ham, nursery rhyme

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