That’s an Idea
It’s nine o’clock at night and you’re reclining on your couch. The kids are in bed, you’re watching one of your favorite shows, and perhaps you’re reading the latest potboiler, glancing up from the pages every now and again at … Continued
Fake Lottery Divorce
They told us that most couples who win the lottery wind up divorced, but we didn’t believe them. It seemed so farfetched. We love each other. It was only money, after all. Just because other couples didn’t know how to … Continued
Hallmark Christmas Movie Withdrawal
I’m starting to shake. It hasn’t been long, but I feel jittery and nervous. My stomach’s a wreck. When my wife asks me a question, I snap at her. When my daughter wants to play, I brush her off. I … Continued
Best Breakfast Tacos in Austin, TX
Once again, the readers of “World’s Foremost Authority” magazine have cast their votes for the ultimate arbiter of breakfast tacos, and the winner is… No need to hold your breath. I won’t leave you in suspense. The winner is yours … Continued
The Santa Hammer
I feel powerful, and it’s not from extra push-ups or a daily protein shake. It’s Christmas. It’s the time of year when every parent finally gets the upper hand on his child. We get that annual surge in parent power … Continued


